88 minutes from London lives the Bunk Inn. As you arrive, the slow crunch of gravel in the driveway marks a languorous shift of pace, away from the frantic velocity of the Big Smoke, and into the tranquil cuddly arms of the countryside.

This sweet, slow pub-turned-B&B is the perfect antidote to the ticking urgency of the city. Think real ale, roll-top baths, goose-down duvets, and a feeling of serene bliss, helped along by staff who have mastered the art of good vibes. 

We arrived to a beautiful room overlooking green pastures and grazing horses. Having dumped our bags, we asked about the local walks they recommended, in our slightly fear-stricken, Citymapper dependent way. Thankfully, the Bunk Inn were perfectly equipped to deal with the directionally challenged and disorientated Londoner, and had printed us off The Idiot’s Guide to Walking – a comprehensive set of instructions for various lovely local ambles.

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A word of warning: before setting off make sure you’re armed with the Inn’s godly sandwiches – roast beef cocooned by English mustard and fresh bread – which are enough to make Pret a Manger weep.

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But be sure to save room for dinner. The head chef is dedicated to producing elegant English comfort food which is simple and unfussy. Don’t leave without trying the garden-patch salad – a beautiful little dish of seasonal veg and goats cheese, and the perfect primer for what’s to come. If you’re there on a Sunday and you’re a fan of stonkingly sexy swine, we urge you to try their gorgeous honey gammon – sticky, melting ham served alongside a few brazen roasties and some self-assured cabbage. And finish with a dessert which tastes like a kiss: panna cotta, rhubarb and honeycomb.

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After dinner you can then roll yourself upstairs to your charming chambers, pass out from a food-induced coma, and sleep soundlessly until chirruping birds lure you from your dreams.

The Bunk Inn starts at £90 for two people in a double room. For more information and to book, see here.